Tuesday, March 29, 2005

The Bachelor.....



....just got interesting.

The whole Michael Jackson trial has become such a sad spectacle. It's disheartening to see a huge pop icon become reduced to a circus clown. Is he a real pedophile or a misunderstood sociopath with a Peter-Pan complex? I say the truth lies somewhere in between, but we'll find out soon enough.

Via: Strange Cosmos

Star in your own film



At the Aichi Expo 2005, Toshiba debuts a movie system called Futurecast, which has high resolution digital cameras that scans the faces of the audiences and casts them in different roles on the film they are about to watch. The system is still in its infancy and the movie itself is not a live-action flick, but a space-child adventure animated film called “Grand Odyssey”. But, the cool part is that all of the audience gets a role in the film.

Is this the future of cinema? Will actors be rendered obsolete? Just imagine starring in the next James Bond or Spiderman movie- how cool would that be.

Via: We make money not art

Penny Lover




Ok, now I know what to do with my jar of pennies. Check out this guy’s creations from stacking pennies. Now, I just need to find hours upon hours of free time. A penny saved is....

Via: Fincher

Monday, March 21, 2005

Candyshop



A first grader in Chicago brought 40 bags of crack cocaine to school and distributed to his friends because he thought it was “candy”.

Curiously, his classmates asked: “Is this what they mean by going to 'high' school?” (*cymbals crash*)

Via: Chicago Sun Times

Wednesday, March 16, 2005

Work it to the bone




A survey recently conducted by Microsoft reveals that the average worker is unproductive for about 17 hours each week. That’s freaking 3 working days a week! The participants blame it mostly on “software” (riiiight- a euphemism for the internet). Some blame it on meetings and lack of communication (another euphemism for the internet).

But what’s the real reason for all this unproductiveness? Let’s examine the productivity of a typical average worker’s 8-hour day:

1st hour
– Reading emails. Drinking coffee/eating breakfast. Chatting with co-workers. Productivity: 0%
2nd hour – Surfing the web for news or online shopping. Making phone calls. Productivity: 2%
3rd Hour – Attend meeting. Productivity: 5%
4th Hour – Doing some actual work. Getting ready for lunch. Productivity: 10%
5th Hour – Lunch. Productivity: 0%
6th Hour – Chatting with co-workers about lunch. Food coma. Blogging. Reading Blogs. Making phone calls. Another meeting. Productivity: 1%
7th Hour – Doing actual work. Reading more emails. Chatting online. Making personal phone calls. Productivity: 8%
8th Hour – Finishing work. Communicating with supervisor. Getting ready to leave. Productivity: 10%

So according to my "scientific" approach, that's 36% productivity on an average day! So, I’d say that survey is about right. Just imagine what one can accomplish if he/she was more productive. Retrospectively, I think the most underlying reason is that people are just procrastinators. I’ll be the first one to admit I used to be a culprit of “why do it today, when it can wait tomorrow?” motto. But that all ends when you have subordinates to motivate and depend on. So all you managers out there- take note.

Via: CMS Wire

Thursday, March 10, 2005

Shuffle Competition



Luxpro is releasing a flash-based MP3 player that looks just a TAD bit like the iPod Shuffle, but with an FM tuner and voice recorder. Not surprisingly they call it the “Super Shuffle”. Do they seriously think they’re going away with this? I wonder how long before they get sued. Well, I’m glad someone’s going toe-to-toe with Apple, or more like stepping on it. (Read my previous iPod Shuffle bashing entries).

Via: Engadget

Wednesday, March 09, 2005

Man-eater



A man in the Southern Philippines cut and ate his own penis! Is this what they mean by Filipino hot dogs or "Longonisa"?

Apparently, this isn't the first time. In 2003, a Malaysian man cut off his penis and fried it up before making a meal of it!
And, it was inevitably called the Malaysian fried sausage....

Well, as the saying goes- if you can't reach it, eat it.

Via: Hindustan Times

Monday, March 07, 2005

Bono for President?



Bono from U2 has been nominated to be the next President of the World Bank Federation a prestigious position previously held by former Secretary of State Bob Mcnamara. WTF? Since when did rock stars become experts in economics and finance?

On related news, P. Diddy has been appointed to be the next Chairman of the Federal Reserve because of his expertise demonstrated on his song “Mo’ money, Mo’ problems”.

Via: Guardian

New Razr




Some Czech website has some photos of possibly new Razr cellphones. It looks pretty sleek and I really dig the 2.0 megapixel camera.

Via: Gizmodo

Tuesday, March 01, 2005

Home-made Gundam



This guy had WAY too much time on his hands. He built his own Gundam Robot in his backyard! Now that’s a dedicated fan.

Via: Bitter Sweet